ArdyHeight: 6 foot in sneakers.Favourite position: Best seat in the house! MC booth. Unfortunately pesky skaters with penalties have to stand up and get in our way. Damn skaters. Injuries acquired: Every time there's a good match I sit on the edge of my chair and get sore thighs. So far I have managed to power through. Skating for SSRD since: Blocky Horror, first bout 2011. Terrifying. Would I get things wrong? Would a skater twist my balls off? Ball twisting so far avoided. Gear Microphone: Not picky - the cabled ones are pretty solid but a cordless one would be keen. Could go roving! Favourite Chair: Well the plastic chairs make me feel like I am back in school again, suffering the endless judgement of people cooler than me. So... not those chairs. Favourite Costume: Probably managing to make a bra hat for Bramageddon. Got a lot of 'comments'. Shoes: Would love to wear skates but that would be a safety hazard for everyone at the bout. Accessories: Notepad, pen, phone for timing, Sly esky under the desk. Favourite derby memory: Going to my first SSRD bout with Mollycious Intent, also her first bout. Watching her check fingernail length - as if she does that now! Derby name inspiration: Ardy is a nickname anyway, so why not continue? Pretty uninspired I know, but keeping with tradition. Favourite song to MC to: Gotta say, De La Soul's 'A rollerskating jam called Saturday' is a constant, and much loved. Our latest MC cracked out some Slayer recently, that was pretty spesh. Favourite quote: When guest hosting for DNN, for a VRDL/SSRG bout, I managed to call out the Chief for being racist when he mixed up Speedy Wasabi and Swish Cariboom. Gotta keep that dude on his toes! |
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Guy Chief Intent CunninghamNumber: 30 somethingHeight: Looming Favourite position: MC Booth – best seats in the house! Injuries acquired: Lots of hangovers. Skating for SSRD since: First bout 2011 Gear Microphone: A not glitchy one. Guy seems to always get the crap one. Hasn't shut him up yet. Favourite Chair: Jason recliner; unfortunately our requests have fallen on deaf ears. Favourite Costume: Big Chief Intent Indian Shoes: Optional Accessories: Ardy. Absolutely useless without it. Favourite derby memory: Lying to each other prior to our first bout; 'You nervous?' No. You?' 'Nope.' 'Did they say to start it yet?' 'PUT THE MIC DOWN' Derby name inspiration: Mollycious Intent is the Chief's ferocious Charmer partner. Favourite song to MC to: My Sharona – can sing along to it. Ardy oddly not happy with that. Favourite quote: 'I haven't seen someone take a hit like that since Trainspotting!' |
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