SSRD Team MC

Ardy
(co-capt'n)

Guy Chief Intent
(co-capt'n)

Ardy

Height: 6 foot in sneakers.
Favourite position: Best seat in the house! MC booth. Unfortunately pesky skaters with penalties have to stand up and get in our way. Damn skaters.
Injuries acquired: Every time there's a good match I sit on the edge of my chair and get sore thighs. So far I have managed to power through.
Skating for SSRD since: Blocky Horror, first bout 2011. Terrifying. Would I get things wrong? Would a skater twist my balls off? Ball twisting so far avoided.

Gear
Microphone: Not picky - the cabled ones are pretty solid but a cordless one would be keen. Could go roving!
Favourite Chair: Well the plastic chairs make me feel like I am back in school again, suffering the endless judgement of people cooler than me. So... not those chairs.
Favourite Costume: Probably managing to make a bra hat for Bramageddon. Got a lot of 'comments'.
Shoes: Would love to wear skates but that would be a safety hazard for everyone at the bout.
Accessories: Notepad, pen, phone for timing, Sly esky under the desk.

Favourite derby memory:
Going to my first SSRD bout with Mollycious Intent, also her first bout. Watching her check fingernail length - as if she does that now!
Derby name inspiration:
Ardy is a nickname anyway, so why not continue? Pretty uninspired I know, but keeping with tradition.
Favourite song to MC to:
Gotta say, De La Soul's 'A rollerskating jam called Saturday' is a constant, and much loved. Our latest MC cracked out some Slayer recently, that was pretty spesh.
Favourite quote:
When guest hosting for DNN, for a VRDL/SSRG bout, I managed to call out the Chief for being racist when he mixed up Speedy Wasabi and Swish Cariboom. Gotta keep that dude on his toes!

Guy Chief Intent Cunningham

Number: 30 something
Height: Looming
Favourite position: MC Booth – best seats in the house!
Injuries acquired: Lots of hangovers.
Skating for SSRD since: First bout 2011

Gear
Microphone: A not glitchy one. Guy seems to always get the crap one. Hasn't shut him up yet.
Favourite Chair: Jason recliner; unfortunately our requests have fallen on deaf ears.
Favourite Costume: Big Chief Intent Indian
Shoes: Optional
Accessories: Ardy. Absolutely useless without it.

Favourite derby memory:
Lying to each other prior to our first bout; 'You nervous?' No. You?' 'Nope.' 'Did they say to start it yet?' 'PUT THE MIC DOWN'
Derby name inspiration:
Mollycious Intent is the Chief's ferocious Charmer partner.
Favourite song to MC to:
My Sharona – can sing along to it. Ardy oddly not happy with that.
Favourite quote:
'I haven't seen someone take a hit like that since Trainspotting!'