The Cutthroat Charmers

Cookie Crackhouse
106 (co-capt'n)

Mel Adjusted
85 (co-capt'n)

Anita Amputate
333

Blondage
81

Blitzkrieg Deluxe
MP40

Crash Mandicoot
G5

Dani Darko
2806

Dodge Viper
21

Ethel Noll
100% proof

Koffen Kandie
127g

Sailor Mouth Sadie
8

Harlot O'Scara
Legs 11

Terror to Pieces
27

T'kill Her Shots
30

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Cookie Crackhouse Number:106 Height: 168cm Favourite position: Pivot Injuries acquired: Torn MCL off skates for 12 mnths Skating for SSRD since: June 2010 Favourite derby memory: Passing my bouting test after training so hard for a long time Derby name inspiration: My obsession with true blood Favourite song to skate to: Anything some good 80's Blue monday-New Order Favourite quote: "There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. "Mad Hatter

Mel Adjusted Number: 85 Height: 164-ish Favourite position: Still deciding... Injuries acquired: Nothing a physio, a heat pack and a bit of tape can't fix. Skating for SSRD since: March 2011 Favourite derby memory: Katie G (Peril Lass) smashing her yellow star test! Derby name inspiration: A work friend suggested it to me…and it's the name of a Morrissey album, which is ace! Favourite song to skate to: Hmmm…don't really have one. Will skate to anything! Favourite quote: "Treat others as you wish to be treated" Awarded MVP: Rumble in the Jungle (28/4/2012) Awarded MVP: Bruise Cruise (23/3/2013)

Anita Amputate Number:333 Height: 160cm Favourite position: Jammer Injuries acquired: So far only a couple of bumps & bruises in unusal places ;) (touch wood) Skating for SSRD since: Start of 2012 Favourite derby memory: At this stage getting recruited onto the Charmers was pretty special :) Derby name inspiration: I study Prosthetics & Orthotics at uni which means i'll soon be qualified to make prosthetic limbs along with other things hence- Anita Amputate Favourite song to skate to: Rammstein's "Du Riechst so Gut" Favourite quote: "If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!" (Arthur Mendelson-Patch Adams)

Blitzkrieg Deluxe Number: MP40 Height: 171cm Favourite position: Blocker - Offensive Injuries acquired: 2010: Bruised knee bone/tendons, 2011: Badly dislocated middle finger + various foot monsters, Very bruised coccyx + sacrum, 2012: badly sprained ankle(3 spots at once) 2013: Fully dislocated ankle + broken tibia/fibula Skating for SSRD since: April 2010 Favourite derby memory: 2011 - Tour of booty - First winning bout. Derby name inspiration: Too much Return To Castle Wolfinstein, german industrial music and ww2 movies. Favourite song to skate to: Project 100 - Infected Mushroom Favourite quote: You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. - David Brent

Blondage Number: 81 Height: 178cm or 5'9.5" Favourite position: Blocker Injuries acquired: Just bruises and minor 'whingeries'. Luckily nothing major, I seem to bounce. Skating for SSRD since: September 2012 Favourite derby memory: I have so many!! I cant decide between; First boot camp with Misfit Maiden, my first bout with Mel Mangles, Scratcher in the Eye and Kitty DeCapitate, or getting to train with PRD in Hawaii while on holidays! Derby name inspiration: Pass! Favourite song to skate to: Not sure about skating to it, but Koffen Kandie and I drove to the last bout with 'wait and bleed' by Slipknot blaring out of the Barina!! So badass! Favourite quote: Not all those who wander are lost- JR Tolkien Awarded MVP: Hunger Dames (12/5/2013)

Crash Mandicoot Number:G5 Height: 162cm Favourite position:Flying through the air Injuries acquired: Bruised butt a while back Skating for SSRD since:Feb 2012 Favourite derby memory: Watching my big sis make her bouting debut last year Derby name inspiration: I love to crash and bash! Props to Razorbec! Favourite song to skate to: Ruby Soho Favourite quote: "Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret."

Dani Darko Number: 2806 Height: 170cm Favourite position: No. 2 Blocker Injuries acquired: A near miss - by EM C Hammer almost dacking me Skating for SSRD since: June 2010 Favourite derby memory: Sally head butting me in the stomach. Derby name inspiration: Donnie Darko - they made me do it Favourite song to skate to: Anything I can strip to Favourite quote: "You've got nice mooooves...nice mooooooooves" - Superstar Awarded MVP: Allies vs The World(18/5/2013) Awarded MVP: BRAmageddon (11/8/2012)

Ethel Noll Number: 100% Proof Height: Not telling, might be a midget for all I know!! pretty small lets put it that way. Favourite position: Blocker number 4 cause you get to smash the opposing jammer first!! I do like jamming although Im not good enough at it yet so count it out for now!! Injuries acquired: Dislocated shoulder, bruises, net burn, twisted ankle. Skating for SSRD since: March 2010 Favourite derby memory: Grand Slam Fest Adelaide 2010 getting to hang with "skate the muss" from the pirate city rollers and the whole weekend in general!! Derby name inspiration: Petrol, Rocket fuel, anything that makes stuff go fast!! Favourite song to skate to: Bro Hymn - Pennywise Favourite quote: "Ill be waiting for you in the carpark later!" - The carpark crew

Harlot O'Scara Number: Legs 11 Height: 175cm Favourite position: Upright Injuries acquired: Cracked ribs (Left & right), whiplash, concussion, dislocated finger, shoulder injury.... need i go on? Skating for SSRD since: August 2011 Favourite derby memory: Every time i watch a new bouting skater make her debut. I feel so excited and nervous for her cos i know how she has worked her ass off to get to this point - and at the same time knowing that it has only just begun for her. Derby name inspiration: Take a wild guess Favourite song to skate to: Philly Js - Ready to Roll Favourite quote: Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars..." Evel Knievel

Koffen Kandie Number: 127g all numbers have a significance with my kids birthday's Height: Not to sure, definatley short though Favourite position: Blocker Injuries acquired: Broken left Tibia, Ligament damage in right knee and lower back Skating for SSRD since: August 2010 Favourite derby memory: Accidently dacking Peril Lass in a paceline during training Derby name inspiration: Sweet but Deadly Favourite song to skate to: (SIC) & Spit it out - Slipknot Favourite quote: Whatever you do always give 100%......Unless you're donating blood

Sailor Mouth Sadie Number: Pieces o' 8 Height: 5'3" Favourite position: Pivot or Blocker Injuries acquired: Cracked ribs, broken nose, broken ankle. and we are DONE with the injuries now, thank you very much! Skating for SSRD since: July 2009 Favourite derby memory: Making my derby debut right alongside SSRD, at our first bout - August 28th 2010 Derby name inspiration: I'm a potty mouth mama, so it's really rather descriptive! Favourite song to skate to: Anything hard and fast with a rockabilly beat Favourite quote: "Apparently hip checking in aisle 3 is not socially acceptable. Who knew?"

Terror to Pieces Number: 27 Height: 167cm Favourite position: Jammer Injuries acquired: Few random bruises, sore tail bone, corked calf, nothing major yet. Skating for SSRD since: March 2011 Favourite derby memory: My mate Caddy body slamming another skater into the wall, wow! Having my number written on my arm and not been able to scrub it off for days then 'accidently' showing it at work hehe Derby name inspiration: Love the name Terror – so simply and brutal and something to live up to! Favourite song to skate to: Anything by Rage Against the Machine! Favourite quote: Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter. don't mind... And those that mind... don't matter." -Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss) Awarded MVP: Brawlesque (3/3/2012)

T'Kill Her Shots Number:30ml Height: 163cm Favourite position:All Injuries acquired: Concussion Skating for SSRD since:2011 Favourite derby memory: Watching my first SSRD bout Derby name inspiration: Half asleep LOL Favourite song to skate to: Rob Zombie - Dragula Favourite quote: "I got character!" - Hatchet Face Crybaby