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The Zea Monsters

Admiral Snackbar

Alex Van Doorn

Lord Fast Quad

Matthew Clanahan

Sgt Pepper

Admiral Snackbar

Number:
Height: 6ft
Favourite position: Outside Pack Ref
Injuries acquired: none
Skating for SSRD since: February 2012

Favourite derby memory:
Going to TGSS and getting to see the progression the sport has made in the last couple of years.
Derby name inspiration:
Star Wars
Favourite song to skate to:
"Baby got Back" - Sir Mixalot
Favourite quote:
"With great power comes great responsibility" Uncle Ben Parker

Alex Van Doorn

Number: 30
Height: 5'9"
Favourite position: Outside Pack Ref
Injuries acquired: No derby related yet but baseball slide at Caribbean a few years back and jarred both my shins for a week.
Skating for SSRD since: May 2010

Favourite derby memory:
So many to decide from:
- Watching VRDL Play there first ever bout in '07
- Watching VRDL win the first Interstate championship in '08
- Being witness to the first national championship in australia
- Recently Refereeing for the first time ever, after watching derby for nearly 4 years
Derby name inspiration:
Was given by fellow derby wannabes early 2010 "If anybody is a Fanboy of roller derby its you alex!"
Favourite song to skate to:
Fun Punch by Bag Raiders
Favourite quote:
"I am apart of a sport that doesn't stop for points or penalties!"

Lil' Ref Rooster

Number: 420
Height: 178cm
Favourite position: outside Pack Ref. More skating for eeeveryone
Injuries acquired: none as yet, knock knock knock on wood
Skating for SSRD since: August 2011

Stuff
Favourite derby memory:
Watching a bout for the first time and realizing there is a sport i like.
Derby name inspiration:
Friends started calling me Rooster when i had dual Red Mohawks, just rolled with it.
Favourite song to skate to:
Jungle boogie - Kool and the Gang
Favourite quote:
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Lord Fast Quad

Number:
Height: 185cm
Favourite position: Jammer Ref
Injuries acquired: none, I'm bullet proof
Skating for SSRD since: First bout was Feb 2012

Favourite derby memory:
Not falling over in my first bout.
Derby name inspiration:
Crowdsourced on Facebook - thanks Em Blyth
Favourite song to skate to:
New Order - Blue Monday.
Favourite quote:
"Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

Matthew Clanahan

Number: 22
Height: Short
Favourite position: Jam Ref
Injuries acquired: none yet! *touches wood*
Skating for SSRD since: Feb 2011

Favourite derby memory:
Seeing Suffer Kate pass her Yellow Star test..
Derby name inspiration:
Beep boop whistle squeak!
Favourite song to skate to:
Modest Mouse - Dashboard
Favourite quote:
Matt "The Appendix in the new rules book is a bit subjective." Kim (deadpan) "It can be read that way."

Sgt Pepper

Number: 5 (a vague, obscure reference to 5 holes on a pepper shaker)
Height: 5'11"
Favourite position: Blocker at the front
Injuries acquired: Knee issues, bruises
Skating for SSRD since: Feb 2011
Awarded MVP: Rumble in the Jungle (28/4/2012)

Favourite derby memory:
Wearing Heelys and Jam timing the VRDL v SSRD "Rhythm & Bruise" bout dressed as a Nun.
Derby name inspiration:
Something tough to "shake things up" a bit ;)
Favourite song to skate to:
Regurgitator – The Song Formerly Known As
Favourite quote:
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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